Wednesday, October 14, 2009

things kids do

pre-K kiddos crack me up and suprise me, and give me H1N1(actually, I think my exposure to their sneezes and coughs may actually be helping my immunity, or so I hope).


me: who's that in the middle?
j(girl):the octopus.
me: and what is he doing with all the other animals.
j(girl): he is going to destroy all the other animals.
me: and the other animals, what are they doing?
j(girl): they are just standing there watching the octopus.
me: they are just waiting to be destroyed?
j(girl): uh huh.

and as if that weren't telling enough, this second picture comes from what occured right next to the animal masacre.

me: uh oh. what's going on with the crocodile?
I(boy): he's eating the dinosaur.
me: why?
I(boy) he's just a toy.

gotta love preschool.